What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How can you make 7 even?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?