Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Bears love exotic cars.
What does winter fat turn into?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?