Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why do some people love eating snails?