Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
What do math teachers eat?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What are you studying in math?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What game do cows play at parties?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which plant has the best roar?