What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How do you arrest a pig?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the dog so popular?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?