What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did one plate say to the other?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?