Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?