What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is another term for the price of gas?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?