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Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?