Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How does dinner smell?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?