Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How do bees get to school?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?