What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
CrossFit®.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the fish blush?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?