What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How did the coach get his quarterback?