How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?