What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
A crumb-inal!
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the stair machines call each other?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a silly hill?