What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
A crumb-inal!
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?