What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are goats so funny?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?