What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How does dinner smell?
What does an evil hen lay?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What animal floats best?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the turtle cross the road?