Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Where do polar bears vote?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?