What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Which singer could always break a five?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's the politest month?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the barber win the race?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?