What do you call a dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?