What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How do frogs get to work?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?