What day never takes itself seriously?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?