Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do pigs learn magic?