What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How does dinner smell?
What is the coolest country?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What sport requires no movement at all?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?