What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why was the dog overweight?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?