What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A computer with a lot of bites.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's the friendliest pen?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Who is a house's favorite band?