What is the coolest country?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?