What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why can you never find the number nine?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call an old snowman?