How do fall and winter say hello?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?