Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why do rhinos charge?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What building always gets stains on it?