What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?