What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?