Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where do horses reside?