Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
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Why does Jesus drive so much?
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Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
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What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do rich squirrels eat?
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Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the turkey cross the road?