What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How do horses navigate at night?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?