What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What day is your mom always right?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which fly makes films?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?