Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where does breakfast live?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How did the toad die?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Which dog belongs in a band?