What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why are books always so angry?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What sport do horses love to play?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Where do pigs learn magic?