What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?