Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?