What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a short cow?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which animals make the best football players?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What vehicle works the hardest?