Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Did you know about April 1st?
How do you make a bear really angry?