Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?