What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How was the wedding?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
When should baseball players wear armor?