Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
Where do birds go to drink?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How do you compliment a cat?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What makes music in your hair?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?