Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
When does a horse talk?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Which is the worst season?
What words make the best athletes?