Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call a fly without wings?