Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
The museum curator needed a break.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Which subject has two parts?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Which dogs love to study science?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What horn never makes a sound?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?