What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do fish use for glasses?
It's Crowded!
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call two birds in love?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do pigs tell jokes?