Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why are grandkids so great?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What kind of water does an angel like?