What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why do mice need oiling?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?