Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What insect thinks it's a dog?