What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Guitarists are so stressed out.