Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
In the potholes.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why was the broom late for school?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?