Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?