What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call a tired tree?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?