What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How do fireflies start a race?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What fairy loves to count?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?