What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What was the first animal in space?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?