Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's the world's weakest animal?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What nationality are most fish?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?