Why did the cloud date the fog?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do cows always skip gym class?