Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What does an evil hen lay?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's the holiest insect?
How do hurricanes see?