Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
