What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?