What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Croc-a-doodle-do!
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How did the tree get lost?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?