What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Where do horses reside?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?