What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Where do religious school children practice sports?