Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why are trees always so positive?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did one firefly say to the other?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?