Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What words make the best athletes?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do bees chew?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How does a squid go into battle?