Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?