How long will dinner be?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which state is the cleanest?
