How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How does the sun listen to music?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?