What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?