Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
Who are Frosty's parents?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How does a barber get to work?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?