Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Where does the president keep his razor?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What birds always travel in twos?