Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How do snowmen get information?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the sickly elevator say?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?