Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?