Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do naked fish play with?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What type of car do planets buy?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?