Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?