Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What tea do footballers drink?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do golfers drink on the green?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Where do mice leave their boats?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?