Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did electricity win the race?