Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What color are all the books in the library?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a dog in space?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?