Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Surprise!!!!
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
When does a horse talk?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?