Where was Noah born?
Ark-ansas.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?