Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?