Where was Noah born?
Ark-ansas.
When should you start writing a book?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What birds make average students?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How does dinner smell?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What is a whale's favorite sport?