Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How do hurricanes see?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?