What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What is blue and not heavy?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?