How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What fish loves to play in a band?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why is a computer so smart?
How long will dinner be?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What animals make the best students?