Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?