What's the laziest vegetable?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?