What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What fish sings the best?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?