What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Which state has the best streets?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What math figure is also in the band?