What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the computer run out of money?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?