What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is another name for a cow?
What is a table you can eat?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What animal knows kung fu?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What dish does only a baseball player use?