What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How do you get straight A's?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Can February March?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did you learn in school today, son?