What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do goats and moms have in common?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
When do mice play every day?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do cats love to work?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?