What tea do footballers drink?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What birds always travel in twos?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why are books always so angry?
Which musician loves to make chili?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What happens when grass goes out of town?