Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What building always gets stains on it?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?