Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?