What animals love to close envelopes?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What kind of music do planets like?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?