Why does Jesus drive so much?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
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What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?