What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
How do bees get to school?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How do you make antifreeze?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?