What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
Why is money so stubborn?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's the holiest insect?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?