What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Can February March?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?