How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What are you studying in math?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?