What do horses say to greet each other?
Hay there.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How does a sidewalk address a question?