Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?