Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is a mom's favorite game?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What does a lion call an antelope?