What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?