What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?