What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?