What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Wings.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a pig thief?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?