How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?