What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Wings.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?