What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?