Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What is the coolest country?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do ants go to eat?