What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?