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Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you give a sick lemon?