How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?