What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What is the color of the wind?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What kind of books do boats write?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How do automobiles fly?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?