What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's the loudest sport?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why do rhinos charge?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?