What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is a table you can eat?