What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?